Q: About how many times a day do you use the word “the?”
A: “One hundred”

Q: What is your favorite part of high school?
A: “Friends (not the show though).”

Q: What is your favorite great ape?
A: “Curious George.”

Q: Poland Spring, Aquafina or Dasani?
A: “Poland Spring.”

Q: What is your hardest class?
A: “Math.”