What’s your favorite thing about America?

“We do have some great national parks.”

How do you feel about midterm exams?

“It’s exactly what I need to raise my AP calculus grade.”

What’s your favorite vegetable?

“Eggplant.”

Have you been to any exotic places?

“Does China count?”

What do you do on snow days?

“Stay inside and try to catch up on the never-ending homework and take some nice nature snowy pictures.”