What is your favorite vegetable?
“A red pepper.”

What is your favorite day of the week?
“Friday because it means I have the weekend off.”

If you had to teach a subject other than art what subject would you choose?
“History because I’m good at history and I like history.”

What do you do on snow days?
“On snow days I shovel the driveway.”

What is the worst gift you’ve ever received?
“A cold from my wife.”