Q: Would you rather have legs so short that you don’t have any knees or legs too long that you have 2 knees?

A: “Definitely double knees, assuming they function properly. Although my pants wouldn’t fit…”

Q: Lake or beach?

A: “Beach.”

Q: Birks or flip flops?

A: “Flip flops, you can slip em on and off. And I don’t like bending my double knees!”

Q: Favorite after school spring activity?

A: “Shoveling manure. I’ve already done it many times this year.”

Q: If you could live with any celebrity who would it be?

A: “Seeing as I am married, it would be more of a cohabitation…but I like living with my wife. So they can live outside or in a trailer.”