If you could be fluent in any language, what would it be?

“It’s a tie between German or Russian or Mandarin. I can’t choose.”

Do you prefer to spell the color as gray or grey?

“I prefer it with an a so gray.”

How old were you when you found out Santa wasn’t real?

“Second grade. This kid Jacob on my bus told me that my parents were dirty liars.”

What would you name your boat if you had one?

“Ships and Giggles.”

If you could ask your pet two questions, what would they be?

“Why do you keep swallowing socks and what are you going to do with a rabbit when you actually catch it.”