The secular observance of Easter involves plenty of rabbits, which are abundant in stores right now. How do you feel about real rabbits?

“I like real life rabbits. They’re warm and cuddly. My dog loves to chase them. They’re not as fun to eat as chocolate rabbits.”

What are you looking forward to doing once spring comes?

“Being outside, wearing a light jacket.”

Do you like ice cream?

“Doesn’t everybody? Yes.”

What are you doing over April break?

“Probably yard work and relaxing.”

Are you afraid of any bugs or other critters?

“I’m not fond of snakes, but I don’t have a problem with bugs.”