Q: What is your New Years’ resolution?

A: “To get my first detention.”

Q:  What is your favorite winter sport?

A: “Indoor water polo.”

Q: Which do you prefer, Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks?

A: “Dunkins, I’m not made of money.”

Q: Who do you think is the funniest teacher?

A: “Mr. Frederick.”

Q: Do you have a weird talent or hobby?

A: “Super good at jump roping.”